Thursday, June 07, 2007

Teaching Kids To Complain

A shallow socialite "was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation by driving with a suspended license. Amid speculation that she would actually serve much less time due to prison overcrowding, police said she would spend at least 23 days behind bars."

The twenty six year old started her sentence Sunday night. By Wednesday night, she was remanded to her mansion and to be confined electronically within a 4,000 foot range.

The Lesson: Hey kids, break the law as much as you like! As long as you can afford a good lawyer, the legal system is a minor inconvenience.

Talk about amnesty...

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