Dean, You Delightful Devil...

I love hearing Howard Dean speak. His absurdity is sidesplitting. On CNN's Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer he made the following claims:

• The election of leftist regimes in South America (I assume he refers to Bolivia) are George Bush's fault.
• The Abramoff Scandal involves ONLY Republicans. No Democrats have accepted money relating to Abramoff.

Even the Wolf was shocked by the second bullet. Dean said he's checked this very carefully. Yesterday CNN reported several Democrats were involved, but I guess Hillary Clinton returned 'non-Abramoff' linked campaign contributions because she believes money negatively influence politics (just a shot in the dark).

UPDATE: Exact quotes are now available.